FRENCH DIET SECRETS REVEALED: SWALLOW CONSONANTS, FEEL FULL ALL DAY.
Now granted, this scientific story is from the same people who brought you Batboy. But still, it made my week. (Okay, so I don't get out much.)
In fact, I got such a kick out of this story, I'm thinking we should have an informal contest to come up with a better header for this blog entry. Come on, y'all! I know you can do better than mine -- have at it!